STATUS: ACTIVE GUWAHATI, AS
CLEARANCE: ALL ESTABLISHED 2024 LAT 26.1N / LON 91.7E
DOCUMENT ID: PRJ-CHKN-ZR-2024 / CLASSIFICATION: TOP-HUNGRY
🔴 Mission Briefing Active
PROJECT CHAKNA
Zoo Road Chapter
It's 1 AM. Your drinks are poured. The munchies are critically low.
We are your classified late-night wingman — delivering stealth snacks till 4 AM.
No Swiggy. No inflation. Just WhatsApp.
CHECKING MISSION STATUS...
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MISSIONS COMPLETED
🍔 DBL CHEESE CARTEL SLIDERS — ₹89 ///
🍟 PROJECT PERI-PERI FRIES — ₹79 ///
🥜 AGENT'S PEANUT MASALA — ₹59 ///
🥔 CHILLI GARLIC POTATO SHOTS — ₹89 ///
🍔 STEALTH ALOO SLIDERS — ₹69 ///
🍜 STEALTH MASALA MAGGI — ₹69 ///
🧀 DOUBLE CHEESE MAGGI — ₹89 ///
📜 CARTEL PAPAD CHURI — ₹49 ///
🍋 THE ANTIDOTE SHIKANJI — ₹49 ///
🧊 MIDNIGHT MIX ICED TEA — ₹59 ///
☕ COLD TRIP THICK COFFEE — ₹69 ///
FREE DELIVERY ABOVE ₹149 ///
🍔 DBL CHEESE CARTEL SLIDERS — ₹89 ///
🍟 PROJECT PERI-PERI FRIES — ₹79 ///
🥜 AGENT'S PEANUT MASALA — ₹59 ///
🥔 CHILLI GARLIC POTATO SHOTS — ₹89 ///
🍔 STEALTH ALOO SLIDERS — ₹69 ///
🍜 STEALTH MASALA MAGGI — ₹69 ///
🧀 DOUBLE CHEESE MAGGI — ₹89 ///
📜 CARTEL PAPAD CHURI — ₹49 ///
🍋 THE ANTIDOTE SHIKANJI — ₹49 ///
🧊 MIDNIGHT MIX ICED TEA — ₹59 ///
☕ COLD TRIP THICK COFFEE — ₹69 ///
FREE DELIVERY ABOVE ₹149 ///
DELIVERY IN 15 MIN
OPEN TILL 4 AM
FREE BHUT JOLOKIA CHUTNEY
4KM STEALTH RADIUS
ORDER VIA WHATSAPP ONLY
🏆 THE TOP 3 — FASTEST SELLERS
BESTSELLER
Double Cheese Cartel Sliders
"2 heavy bakery Pavs stuffed with spicy aloo mash, mint chutney, and thick melted Amul cheese. The ultimate one-handed tactical food."
🔥 HOT
Project Peri-Peri Fries
"A massive 250g payload violently shaken in premium Peri-Peri dust. Your mouth will rage. Your soul will heal."
ESSENTIAL
Agent's Peanut Masala
"Heavy 200g tub. The drinker's default. Sharp, salty, and cuts straight through the alcohol. Because chips are for amateurs."
🍟 HEAVY MUNITIONS & BASE CAMP — THE ADD-ONS
LETHAL
Chilli Garlic Potato Shots
"Full 250g box of bite-sized, dangerously crispy garlic heat. Warning: Repetitive hand-to-mouth snacking may cause uncontrollable second orders."
CLASSIC
Stealth Aloo Sliders
"2 butter-toasted Pavs loaded with hot aloo mash and green chutney. No cheese, pure street flavor. Cheap, heavy, and hits the spot at 2 AM."
COMFORT
Stealth Masala Maggi
"Strictly 2 cakes (approx 350g) doctored up with a secret masala bomb. The OG late-night therapy session."
🧀 EXTRA
Double Cheese Maggi
"2 cakes of Maggi smothered in thick melted Amul cheese. Guwahati, we are not sorry. The student's ultimate last resort."
CRUNCH
Cartel Papad Churi
"4 large crushed papads tossed with spices and onions. Crispy, thin, dangerous. The cartel doesn't share recipes."
🧊 LIQUID ANTIDOTES — THE 3 MIXERS
CURE
"The Antidote" Shikanji
"400ml (2 cups) of fresh lemon, ginger, cumin, and rock salt. Cold, tangy, and mysteriously effective. Your alcohol deserves this."
SMOOTH
"Midnight Mix" Lemon Iced Tea
"400ml of heavily chilled, sweet and sour iced tea. The ultimate cotton-mouth cure. Smooth, cold, and goes down way too fast."
WAKE UP
"Cold Trip" Thick Coffee
"400ml of dense cold brew, condensed milk, and coffee powder. Hits your brain like a freight train. For when you need to pretend you aren't tired."
🧄
FREE
🎁 CLASSIFIED ADD-ON — EVERY ORDER
FREE tub of our signature Bhut Jolokia & Roasted Garlic Chutney with every order. You didn't ask. We don't care. It's coming anyway.
📋 OPERATION MANUAL
How To Execute A Mission
01
Tap The Button
Click "Activate Mission". WhatsApp opens. You are now an operative. Welcome.
02
State Your Mission
Tell us what you need. Our agent responds with "Target locked. What supplies?" — reply honestly.
03
Secure The Drop
Pay via UPI. Send screenshot. No payment = no cooking. We've been hurt before.
04
Keep Door Unlocked
Your agent has started their engine. ETA: 15 minutes. Stay by the door. Do not panic.
⚠ DELIVERY ZONE: 4KM FROM ZOO ROAD | (GANESHGURI, CHANDMARI, COMMERCE POINT) | FREE DELIVERY ON ORDERS ABOVE ₹149
0
BOARDROOMS CONSULTED
2
SCOOTIES. ZERO REGRETS.
4AM
LAST MISSION ACCEPTED
🔴 MISSION STATUS: STANDING BY
MUNCHIES ARE
INCOMING.
YOUR OPERATIVES ARE FUELED UP AND WAITING. DON'T LET YOUR SNACKS BE A CIVILIAN OPERATION.
🟢 ACTIVATE MISSION NOW
// ZOO ROAD CHAPTER — GUWAHATI, ASSAM //
PROJECT CHAKNA IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ACCIDENTAL OVEREATING, EXTREME SATISFACTION,
OR YOUR PHONE DYING MID-ORDER. KEEP YOUR CHARGER CLOSE. DOOR UNLOCKED.
BY ORDERING YOU AGREE TO BECOME AN OPERATIVE. THERE IS NO UNDO BUTTON.
OR YOUR PHONE DYING MID-ORDER. KEEP YOUR CHARGER CLOSE. DOOR UNLOCKED.
BY ORDERING YOU AGREE TO BECOME AN OPERATIVE. THERE IS NO UNDO BUTTON.